#Bitcoin:
- Too volatile
- No intrinsic value
- Not backed by anything
- Boils the oceans
- Uses wastes energy
- Only used by criminals
- Can be multiplied infinately
- Not a real currency
- Was made and is mainted by shadowy super coders
- A scam
- Needs to be regulated
- The government will shut it down
- A bubble
- Can't scale
- China controls it
- A prototype (my fav)
- A speculative asset
- Rat poison squared
- Tulip mania
- A ponzi
- Worthless
- It's dead

Did I miss anything?